{"id":736,"date":"2003-12-17T15:34:59","date_gmt":"2003-12-17T10:34:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/736"},"modified":"2003-12-17T15:34:59","modified_gmt":"2003-12-17T10:34:59","slug":"ohenry-never-wrote-the-gift-of-the-dumbass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/736","title":{"rendered":"O’Henry never wrote “The Gift of the Dumbass”"},"content":{"rendered":"

The other day hub started talking to me about Bluetooth headsets and which one I thought he should get for his cellular phone. It’s a bit of a moot point right now, since the number port request that he put in on November 25th still hasn’t gone through. Anyway, he said he did some looking over the reviews and thought he would go with the Sony Ericsson model because it got a good review and it charged with the same plug as his phone.<\/p>\n

Not one who has to be smacked over the head more than once with a clue club, I took the hint and ordered one for him.<\/p>\n

Last night he mentioned that he doesn’t want that model after all, because it is big and the battery life sucks on it. A tad frustrated, I told him he was getting the one he talked about it, dammit, because I ordered it after he said he wanted it and Merry Damn Christmas.<\/p>\n

Hub laughed at me. The reason he kept bringing up the bluetooth headset issue was because he was trying to pick my brain to see which one I wanted<\/b> for my phone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The other day hub started talking to me about Bluetooth headsets and which one I thought he should get for his cellular phone. It’s a bit of a moot point right now, since the number port request that he put in on November 25th still hasn’t gone through. Anyway, he said he did some looking […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/736"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=736"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/736\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}