{"id":747,"date":"2004-02-26T01:34:29","date_gmt":"2004-02-25T20:34:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/747"},"modified":"2004-02-26T01:34:29","modified_gmt":"2004-02-25T20:34:29","slug":"slow-on-the-uptake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/747","title":{"rendered":"Slow on the uptake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure that was him at the mall the other night, but not 100% sure.  It was just a brief encounter; a passing by in a department store.  Not enough time for me to kick him in the nuts and tell him he&#8217;s an asshole, like I&#8217;ve been wanting to do for the last 10 years.  Next time I&#8217;ll be quicker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure that was him at the mall the other night, but not 100% sure. It was just a brief encounter; a passing by in a department store. Not enough time for me to kick him in the nuts and tell him he&#8217;s an asshole, like I&#8217;ve been wanting to do for the last [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/747"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=747"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/747\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}