{"id":75,"date":"2002-05-30T02:43:55","date_gmt":"2002-05-29T21:43:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/75"},"modified":"2002-05-30T02:43:55","modified_gmt":"2002-05-29T21:43:55","slug":"i-just-posted-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/75","title":{"rendered":"I just posted a"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just posted a question in <a href=\"http:\/\/ali19174.blogspot.com\/\">someone else&#8217;s blog<\/a> about wondering if she felt better after having sicked it up and it got me to thinking.  It is really hard for me to barf.  I almost typoed &#8220;bark&#8221;, which would be wrong, because I can bark very easily.  <\/p>\n<p>Barfing is another matter.  I hate to do it.  I don&#8217;t care how much better I will feel afterwards, the nastiness of barfing isn&#8217;t worth it.  There was a time when I drank quite a lot, as in 75% of a bottle of Southern Comfort.  First of all, I will never drink it again.  Second, I knew that things were going to be very bad for me unless I puked some of it up.  And I tried.  I tried mightily, yanking on my uvula for all it was worth, sticking my whole damn hand down my throat to no avail.  Minor gagging, no upchuck.  I stayed in bed the next day until 8 at night, except for occasional forays to yark.  Oh yes, my friends, I did the technicolor yawn all the next damn day, compounding the hangover from that awful sickly sweet cough syrup of an alcoholic beverage.  <\/p>\n<p>My friend, an Englishman, was not only impressed that I had so much to drink that night but that I couldn&#8217;t bring it back up.  I guess that&#8217;s something &#8211; impressing a Brit with one&#8217;s drinking ability.<\/p>\n<p>So I guess I&#8217;ve got that going for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just posted a question in someone else&#8217;s blog about wondering if she felt better after having sicked it up and it got me to thinking. It is really hard for me to barf. I almost typoed &#8220;bark&#8221;, which would be wrong, because I can bark very easily. Barfing is another matter. I hate to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}