{"id":7790,"date":"2013-09-01T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-09-01T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/7790"},"modified":"2013-09-01T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2013-09-01T06:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweets-110","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/7790","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"ws_tweet_list\">\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">When I walk past the cupcakes, they say nasty things to me and then I have to teach them a lesson. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/371676303084105729\">10:51:50, 2013-08-25<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Red velvet is really just pretentious vanilla. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/371724765867683840\">14:04:25, 2013-08-25<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">School starts tomorrow!  Yippee! <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/371826914408689665\">20:50:19, 2013-08-25<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">My superpower is loading the dishwasher.  There&#039;s always room for one more dish, and I can find it. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/372048116695830531\">11:29:18, 2013-08-26<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">This whole Duck Dynasty thing can end now, thanks. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/372143397852573696\">17:47:54, 2013-08-26<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">The cold water taps at my house are dispensing 86 degree water. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/373162491427049473\">13:17:25, 2013-08-29<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Price for an ounce of beer at a Major League Baseball game: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/6fhyuIquAx\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/6fhyuIquAx<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/373186872295440384\">14:54:18, 2013-08-29<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">I am available to make your transmedia project, puzzle design, or community management purr like a kitten. Details at <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/4oqglMgqDG\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/4oqglMgqDG<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/373204378875752448\">16:03:52, 2013-08-29<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">I&#039;m pretty sure I&#039;ll be on this Candy Crush level forever. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/373211615522353152\">16:32:37, 2013-08-29<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Oddly enough, Time Warner shows me as currently subscribed to Showtime. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/svYtuqRtNu\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/svYtuqRtNu<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/373272257851686912\">20:33:35, 2013-08-29<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">This is Texas, where we take high school football so seriously that it&#039;s in the gov&#039;t weather forecast. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/Qn8YqIAGvv\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/Qn8YqIAGvv<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/373530123116359680\">13:38:15, 2013-08-30<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Secret bookshelf doorway kits.  I know just the doorway in my house for this! <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/MLX8AhP8hU\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/MLX8AhP8hU<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/373545702300733440\">14:40:10, 2013-08-30<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Walking outside today is like getting slapped in the face with a ghost pepper. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/373567511217713152\">16:06:49, 2013-08-30<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Never before is what you swore the time before. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/373621276025171968\">19:40:28, 2013-08-30<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">But wait!  If you call now, you can double your order! <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23toomuchlatenigh\">#toomuchlatenigh<\/a>ttelevision <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/373700224528572417\">00:54:11, 2013-08-31<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I walk past the cupcakes, they say nasty things to me and then I have to teach them a lesson. 10:51:50, 2013-08-25 Red velvet is really just pretentious vanilla. 14:04:25, 2013-08-25 School starts tomorrow! Yippee! 20:50:19, 2013-08-25 My superpower is loading the dishwasher. There&#039;s always room for one more dish, and I can find [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7790"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7790"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7790\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}