{"id":7815,"date":"2014-05-18T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-18T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/7815"},"modified":"2014-05-18T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-05-18T06:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweets-135","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/7815","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"ws_tweet_list\">\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Of all the nights for the TiVo to go kaput, Sunday. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/465663448181780480\">19:23:12, 2014-05-11<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">&quot;Wouldn&#039;t it be weird if cats owned humans and they just, like, rubbed us?&quot; &#8211; My daughter <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/465671639238078468\">19:55:45, 2014-05-11<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Warning: my next post will have a spider in it. It will be educational, though. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/465693119011246080\">21:21:06, 2014-05-11<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">To identify a brown recluse, look at the eyes. They have 6: 3 sets of 2 in a crescent pattern. Lookalikes do not. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/7ev5N6XiuP\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/7ev5N6XiuP<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/465693509052555264\">21:22:39, 2014-05-11<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">What is this trailhead looking text I&#039;m getting from &quot;agent shanahan&quot; about a &quot;poly&quot;? <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/465955539403304960\">14:43:52, 2014-05-12<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Ah, it&#039;s part of the Computer Simulation of the Ocean play. Was not aware they&#039;d use more than one phone number. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/465963454512115712\">15:15:19, 2014-05-12<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Bitly was hacked.  In other news, people still use bitly. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/465989707348709376\">16:59:38, 2014-05-12<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">I do not like the Cone of Shame. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/lh58YVzG58\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/lh58YVzG58<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/465991174352695296\">17:05:28, 2014-05-12<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mashable\">@mashable<\/a>: It took 5 years to complete the perfect joke on Twitter <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/axECmPfQBV\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/axECmPfQBV<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/UdHTwb8LB5\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/UdHTwb8LB5<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/466299547245744128\">13:30:50, 2014-05-13<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Error &#8211; Password must contain at least 1 character from ea of these categories:  UC letters, LC letters, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23s&amp;src=hash\">#s<\/a>, and special characters <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23argh&amp;src=hash\">#argh<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/466694021398945792\">15:38:20, 2014-05-14<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">I found a pile of cat heads. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/OdnUH3cjZD\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/OdnUH3cjZD<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/466842531548778496\">01:28:27, 2014-05-15<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/theeagle\">@theeagle<\/a>: College Station woman surprised to find python in bathroom. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/J79kHyaZeZ\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/J79kHyaZeZ<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/pcuRgr7wlU\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/pcuRgr7wlU<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/467380976633380864\">13:08:03, 2014-05-16<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of all the nights for the TiVo to go kaput, Sunday. 19:23:12, 2014-05-11 &quot;Wouldn&#039;t it be weird if cats owned humans and they just, like, rubbed us?&quot; &#8211; My daughter 19:55:45, 2014-05-11 Warning: my next post will have a spider in it. It will be educational, though. 21:21:06, 2014-05-11 To identify a brown recluse, look [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7815"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7815"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7815\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}