{"id":7832,"date":"2014-09-28T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-09-28T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/7832"},"modified":"2014-09-28T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-09-28T06:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweets-152","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/7832","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"ws_tweet_list\">\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">People with long hair, it is part of the social contract that you will keep that mess off of me in public spaces. Else ponytail that mess. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/513846885107261440\">18:26:58, 2014-09-21<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Pro tip: if you hear the Macarena at a boy band concert, you&#039;re gonna want to duck. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/513863849112391680\">19:34:23, 2014-09-21<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">8:55 and One Direction hasn&#039;t taken the stage. It&#039;s not like their fan base has to go to school in the morning. Also my phone battery&#039;s low! <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/513870429073596416\">20:00:32, 2014-09-21<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Every time my sweet precious little kitty opens his mouth to yawn, a cloud of MOST NOXIOUS DEATH FUMES emanates from the orifice and I reel. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/515014394687000576\">23:46:14, 2014-09-24<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">I wrote my daughters a note on their mirror: &quot;SWEEP.&quot;  It has been altered to &quot;MERYL STREEP,&quot;  Smartasses. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/515757388507652096\">00:58:38, 2014-09-27<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People with long hair, it is part of the social contract that you will keep that mess off of me in public spaces. Else ponytail that mess. 18:26:58, 2014-09-21 Pro tip: if you hear the Macarena at a boy band concert, you&#039;re gonna want to duck. 19:34:23, 2014-09-21 8:55 and One Direction hasn&#039;t taken the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7832"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7832"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7832\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}