{"id":891,"date":"2005-05-04T03:07:22","date_gmt":"2005-05-03T22:07:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/891"},"modified":"2005-05-04T03:09:53","modified_gmt":"2005-05-03T22:09:53","slug":"splat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/891","title":{"rendered":"Splat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"http:\/\/gallery.addlepated.net\/albums\/Addies-Kids\/DSCN3458.thumb.jpg\" align=\"left\" HSPACE=\"5\"\/> Caroline just walked up to me, batted her big blue eyes, and asked, &#8220;Want some splashes?&#8221;  She then proceeded to flick water all over me from her hands.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Caroline just walked up to me, batted her big blue eyes, and asked, &#8220;Want some splashes?&#8221; She then proceeded to flick water all over me from her hands.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/891"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=891"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/891\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}