There’s something foul brewing. Something having to do with girdles.<\/p>\n
I wore girdles occasionally when donning fancy dresses, and found them to be horribly uncomfortable, hot, constricting, and generally awful. My mom said she wore girdles when she was pregnant with me and swore she’d never wear them again after giving birth. I decided the same thing. Hell, I don’t even wear control top pantyhose anymore. I’m tired of trying to squeeze myself into someone else’s perceptions of how I should look.<\/p>\n
But I digress. This girdle thing is really starting to scare me. In the past two days, I’ve gotten hits on my blog for:<\/p>\n
? retro porn girdles<\/a> – #1 result Now it looks like most searches are looking for guys in girdles, which is fine with me. I just want it known cateorically that I refuse to don a girdle, even if they are the fashion trend of the 00’s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" There’s something foul brewing. Something having to do with girdles. I wore girdles occasionally when donning fancy dresses, and found them to be horribly uncomfortable, hot, constricting, and generally awful. My mom said she wore girdles when she was pregnant with me and swore she’d never wear them again after giving birth. I decided the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n? “men in girdles”<\/a> – #8 result
\n? “men in girdles”<\/a> – another one, #8 again
\n? men in girdles<\/a> – #25 or so<\/p>\n