{"id":958,"date":"2005-09-20T01:58:43","date_gmt":"2005-09-20T06:58:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/958"},"modified":"2005-09-20T01:58:43","modified_gmt":"2005-09-20T06:58:43","slug":"another-roach-crisis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/958","title":{"rendered":"Another roach crisis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(clipped from a comment I left on another blog)<\/p>\n<p>The other night something tickled my arm as I sat in my easy chair.  I looked down.  It was a roach crawling on me.  It must have flown onto me!  Gah!  So I shriek incoherently and bat at it (waking poor hubby up from a sound sleep and he starts yelling too) and it LANDS ON MY LEG AND STARTS CRAWLING UP MY SHORTS.<\/p>\n<p>At least I had the presence of mind to set the laptop down gently on the floor before I ran screaming out of the room.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(clipped from a comment I left on another blog) The other night something tickled my arm as I sat in my easy chair. I looked down. It was a roach crawling on me. It must have flown onto me! Gah! So I shriek incoherently and bat at it (waking poor hubby up from a sound [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/958"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=958"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/958\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}