{"id":983,"date":"2006-02-09T22:56:36","date_gmt":"2006-02-10T03:56:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/983"},"modified":"2006-02-09T22:56:36","modified_gmt":"2006-02-10T03:56:36","slug":"weather-miser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/983","title":{"rendered":"Weather Miser"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The weather man on <a href=\"http:\/\/fox7news\">the local news<\/a> has stopped combing his hair back.  It&#8217;s bright red and sticks straight up and he is now a <b>dead freaking ringer<\/b> for Heat Miser.  Every time he comes on TV I start singing it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><i>I&#8217;m Mister Green Christmas<br \/>\nI&#8217;m Mister Sun<br \/>\nI&#8217;m Mister Heat Blister<br \/>\nI&#8217;m Mister Hundred and One<br \/>\nThey call me Heat Miser,<br \/>\nWhat ever I touch<br \/>\nStarts to melt in my clutch<br \/>\nI&#8217;m too much!<\/i><\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/images\/weather_miser.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The weather man on the local news has stopped combing his hair back. It&#8217;s bright red and sticks straight up and he is now a dead freaking ringer for Heat Miser. Every time he comes on TV I start singing it&#8230; I&#8217;m Mister Green Christmas I&#8217;m Mister Sun I&#8217;m Mister Heat Blister I&#8217;m Mister Hundred [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/983"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=983"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/983\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}