{"id":993,"date":"2006-03-26T14:44:39","date_gmt":"2006-03-26T19:44:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/993"},"modified":"2006-03-26T14:44:39","modified_gmt":"2006-03-26T19:44:39","slug":"pre-cogs-arrest-drunks-who-just-might-drive-someday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/993","title":{"rendered":"Pre-cogs arrest drunks who just might drive someday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc5i.com\/news\/8259254\/detail.html\">http:\/\/www.nbc5i.com\/news\/8259254\/detail.html<\/a><\/p>\n<p>You know what I&#8217;d do if I didn&#8217;t have kids to take care of?  I&#8217;d go into one of these bars, totally sober, but <i>act<\/i> drunk.  Really drunk.  Let them arrest me.  Take a breathalyzer.  Laugh at them.<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s just me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/www.nbc5i.com\/news\/8259254\/detail.html You know what I&#8217;d do if I didn&#8217;t have kids to take care of? I&#8217;d go into one of these bars, totally sober, but act drunk. Really drunk. Let them arrest me. Take a breathalyzer. Laugh at them. But that&#8217;s just me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/993"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=993"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/993\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}