Archive for January, 2009

Voiced monkey

January 31, 2009 - 7:05 pm Comments Off on Voiced monkey

We have these cordless phones that have a rudimentary speech synthesizer and read the caller ID information out loud when we get telephone calls. This leads to some unintentional hilarity. For instance, when my uncle calls, the telephone hollers out that we have an incoming call from “Ballscar.” Earlier today a cousin called, and the phone dubbed him “Voiced Monkey.”

It’s the little things.

Women’s Porn

January 30, 2009 - 1:55 pm Comments Off on Women’s Porn

Porn for women (safe for work).


January 26, 2009 - 8:08 pm Comments Off on Zombies


I love living in Austin.