Archive for February, 2011

Weekly Tweets

February 27, 2011 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Nice to see humans and Rovers working well together: #youarenumbersix #focusrally #
  • LOL thundersnow. #
  • In N Out. Yeah baby! #
  • I just paid money for a .34 Mbps downstream internet connection. #
  • With the change in scenery, I'm no longer in Fallout: New Vegas. Now I'm in Red Dead Redemption. Meet y'all in Chuparosa. #
  • Pollos. #
  • With a little luck I will be sleeping in my very own bed tomorrow night! #
  • Home at last. I am a tired little bunny, but there is no rest for the weary. #
  • I snuck out of the pornoscanner lane this morning and into the metal detector lane. Wonder if I'm on a no-fly list now. #
  • Placed my Dragon Age 2 pre-order in the hopes that I will get to play it sometime in March. #
  • I haven't gotten an email in 23 minutes! #
  • Note to self: quit working. Quit checking email, quit checking sites, just stop it already. It's midnight. #
  • Happy birthday up there, Mom. #
  • Interesting Google Streetview mashup: Zombie Apocalypse! #
  • Dear Austin: Why are there fireworks tonight? #

Weekly Tweets

February 20, 2011 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Ugh, this hotel room smells like an Abercrombie and Fitch threw up in it. #
  • The thermostat doesn't have any words on it, just three circular symbols that all look fundamentally the same. #
  • Of course there's a guy here with tight jeans and pointy white boots! #
  • For a minute I thought he was going to sit in my line of sight. No way I could eat without laughing. Good thing he moved. #
  • The elevator announces the floor with a tone of mild incredulity: "Floor four?!" As in, "You don't _really_ want to get off _here_, do you?" #
  • Breaking down in the fast lane while driving up a big hill with 18 wheelers all behind you is almost as good as cardio. #
  • Give me a small regional airport over a giant hub monstrosity any day. #
  • Apparently "Business Center" = "Bar" and not "Place To Do Business." Interesting. #
  • Driving through the desert, tumbleweeds aplenty, eclectic station playing big band and old country and BAM, I was IN Fallout: New Vegas. O_O #
  • Couldn't figure out why the restaurant was full of seniors and little kids until I realized I went to dinner an hour earlier than I thought. #
  • If I were downloading any slower, I'd be uploading. #
  • Today's cheap thrill was brought to me by the TSA. #
  • To be clear, I did opt out. #
  • Hahaha, bless your soul – you really think you're in control? #
  • Snow snow snow! #

Weekly Tweets

February 13, 2011 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • This sums up the week perfectly: #
  • RT @jonwaite: Axl Rose is turning in his grave. What? He's not dead yet? Still… #superbowl #
  • "America! Show us some LOL!" #
  • That Groupon commercial was awesome. #
  • Mars Needs Moms is firmly in the uncanny valley. *shiver* #
  • I think I'll just keep the Tron soundtrack on repeat all day long. Thanks to @andrhia for the protip. #
  • No wonder my pants are falling down. I had three phones in my pockets. #
  • I don't think having a meal or two per day is too much to ask, is it? #
  • Mechanical shrieking outside. Wrong numbers inside. Conspiracy! #
  • Need some travel reading suggestions – fiction preferred. Halp! #
  • In fact, I _can_ spell "Texas" without "H.E.B." #isourchildrenlearning #
  • Have had the phobia all day of sending mail from the wrong account. #
  • I like air. #
  • I boiled my hat and now it's spitting at me. #
  • Pretty sure Madam Mam's Tom Khlong soup has crack in it. I can't stop thinking about it. #
  • To the d-bag wannabe hippie hipster who just screamed "Slow down, bitch!" at me in the parking lot: I was going 10 mph, lame-o. #

Weekly Tweets

February 6, 2011 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Watching Jesse Eisenberg's hands start to shake as soon as Zuckerberg walks on stage was pretty amusing: #
  • Tried to warn hubby about the suckage of The Road. He would not listen. #
  • Funny, the results you get when you search for The Black Hole. #
  • Reason #397 only to ever see movies at the @Drafthouse: They don't allow jerk parents to run off and let Tron babysit their five year olds. #
  • Is there a Yelp for grownups? #
  • Have realized that the Kinect Fitness game is not for those with bad knees. 🙁 #
  • Ugh, I need to turn on the air conditioning. Tomorrow it's going to get down to 18. #
  • "Literally": You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. #FaceOff #
  • Oh Livestrong, you're so funny sometimes. #
  • Just corrected my daughter's school report use of "Alot" by using Hyperbole & A Half. #ParentingWin #
  • Brrrr! #
  • For the yankees to get a giggle: Austin-area schools/businesses shutting down because of the extreme cold/blackouts #
  • Snow Day Calculator says Austin has a 65% chance of at least a delay tomorrow: #
  • Do my Texas peeps have power tonight? #
  • Listen. Read. Think. Communicate. #
  • Dear Austin: Please bring your dogs inside. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh. #
  • Excuse me, but I was told there would be snow. #
  • I lured my husband outside so I could throw a snowball at him. #marriagewin #
  • There's only one question to ask after a day like this: Where's the booze? #
  • I heard that @jimbabb is into cat S&M. Pass it on. #
  • To all the producers out there, you need to know this: You are awesome. #
  • "It's because they're stupid. That's why everyone does everything." – Homer Simpson #

Anatomy of Felines’ Divine Punishment

February 2, 2011 - 12:40 am Comments Off on Anatomy of Felines’ Divine Punishment

Step One: Sweet Sharing Kitties

Step Two: Have a Bath

Step Three: The Simultaneous Neck Gnaw

Step Four: WAR!1!!

Step Five: The Tiki God Tires of the Antics of the Felines and has Crashed Down in Wrath