Archive for October, 2011

Weekly Tweets

October 30, 2011 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Man puts 5 puppies to sleep in his very own home! http://t.co/3z5XjrJ9 #
  • Dear @EA: "If you have opted out of marketing communications this will be the only email you receive"? You're doing it WRONG! I opted OUT! #
  • Check out the cool experience that Fourth Wall just released – HOME, a Ghost Story: http://t.co/FM0OjhI7 #
  • Awesome puzzle box a man constructed for his girlfriend – http://t.co/Ra5n9hbe #
  • I have spent the last several days contemplating modern plumbing. I have decided I like it. #
  • A Glitch intervention: http://t.co/oNe9SPgV #
  • If I apply for @SXSW press credentials again, remind me to use a throwaway email address because I am SO tired of the press releases. #
  • I don't understand why that's on her chin. http://t.co/o2cwAy2T #
  • What in the what? #rangers #
  • Zombie poodle: http://t.co/QMvibVI8 #

Weekly Tweets

October 23, 2011 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Holy guacamole, I am closing my work applications and turning on Walking Dead! #
  • And again I ask: Do zombies poop? #
  • Heehee the conference call hold music is the Snoopy song. *dancedance* #
  • After nearly wearing out my backspace key I have to remind myself: some people can't be reasoned with. #
  • I do not understand the Home Depot sphinx guarding the golden candy bars. http://t.co/JHy7XKqj #
  • Have you ever seen a finger fing? #
  • The Assumption Song – http://t.co/qAZEwpjP (P.S. Are you a Turtle?) #
  • I bench pressed 1350 lbs today! Well, not all at once. #
  • Ugh, I can't tell if I'm still sick or I'm sick again. #
  • Dead in the walls, a festering rodent. Fa la la la la, la la, oh crap. #
  • Streakers at the high school football game. My children were scandalized. #
  • Wait. We had an earthquake? What what? #

Weekly Tweets

October 16, 2011 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Hey jerkface from the highway: I was in the slow lane and I still walked into the gym first. Nanny nanny boo boo. #
  • "Cooties ARE real. They're a different germ that men have." #10yearoldwisdom #
  • Had such a nice dinner with @jchutchins ! 🙂 #
  • Back to square one, because I'm an idiot. #
  • I can see your dirtypillows. #
  • Nothing like a possum in the attic at bedtime to make life more interesting. #
  • If I can make it through dinner with five little girls, I will be that much stronger. #
  • Just took a flying crayon to the forearm. Scar of honor, man. #
  • I now know the names of all the kids in fourth grade who have ever passed gas in class. #

Weekly Tweets

October 9, 2011 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • I think I had an idea. #
  • Saw a sign on the side of the road today: "NOT PREGNANT?? I can help!!" with a phone number to text. #
  • Quick, before reading time tonight – what do Mrs Who and Mrs Which sound like? Mrs Whatsit has a voice like a creaky gate, I got that down. #
  • Hey #BreakingBad could you be a little more tense, please?? 😛 #
  • Does anyone use Scrivener? Is it worth it to switch from Word/Pages? #
  • I wonder how long the City of Austin Utilities website is going to be "temporarily unavailable." Do they want to get paid or what? #
  • What is this Glitch thing all the kids are talking about? #
  • If you watched Jeopardy tonight, you watched my bestest buddy! #
  • I have no idea what made the noise, but it sounded like a giant vomited behind the house. #
  • The dog cheese with nails in it happened in Argentina, people. Quit freaking out. http://t.co/zqnRDmwM #
  • The children have gone feral. #
  • My 30+ year old Cuisinart that I inherited from my grandmother finally gave up the ghost tonight. #

Weekly Tweets

October 2, 2011 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • The spamcatcher email I created for a viral campaign in 2004 has finally become completely unusable. #
  • Khaaaaaaaaan! #
  • Is there -is there balm in Gilead? – tell me – tell me, I implore! #
  • In it makes my headsp. #
  • Holy thunder, Batman! #
  • There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold. #
  • Progress report: 8 months, 30 pounds. Slow but steady! #
  • I'M ON A BOAT #
  • Transmedia Talk 33: ARGFest Special with @jchutchins http://t.co/bxGFHVeV #argfest #transmedia #
  • OH YEAH! Teaser trailer for John Dies at the End – the movie!! http://t.co/AajFqrLn #
  • Peel a head of garlic in 10 seconds: http://t.co/GyWuxsZv #
  • You little twerp, you keep using my Gmail account, I'm going to reset your logins on the sites you sign up for. #
  • There's a mangy squirrel in our front yard with no fur on his tail. Squirrels are rats. Rats in trees. #
  • Oh dear, Mickey and Minnie – I thought you were supposed to be child-friendly! http://t.co/eksdOe7i #
  • 90 days of 100 degree weather. That's one quarter of the year to you and me. #
  • If you just got a DM from me about Night Circus, I'm really sorry. It was done behind my back. How unfortunate. #
  • This is not a good example of how to run a conference. #
  • Austin Teen Book Festival: No maps, no schedule, no bathrooms? Ouch. #
  • By knowing the teachings of Zerthimon, I have become stronger. #
  • Have people actually read the Occupy Wall Street manifesto? Animal testing, "held hostage" by college debt – it's all over the map. Point? #