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November 27, 2011 - 4:48 am Comments Off

This Beatles mashup made me think of @dmax : http://t.co/BKZdqVFm #
Help, my eyes feel funny. Also, I'm pretty sure the walls are breathing. http://t.co/kpmJADRQ #
Make sure your eyebrows are plucked and your legs are shaved because if you get turned into a vampire, you're stuck like that. #

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November 20, 2011 - 4:48 am Comments Off

Was awakened this morning by a woodpecker attacking my house. The woodpecker revolution has begun! #
Last night I was plagued with dreams that today I had finals and I hadn't been to classes all semester. I thought I was past this! #
Sorry, I forgot to include "Trigger warning" with my last. 😉 #
RT @statesman: Breaking: Construction on the Formula One race track has been shut down indefinitely, officials say. http://t.co/TTy05KA8 #F1 #
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…please welcome my cat to Twitter. #
Very much looking forward to @jchutchins mixing it up with @argnetcast ! #
Wampug: http://t.co/jv1OshYd #
Q: How does Hulk Hogan celebrate NSN? A: Like this: http://t.co/AKG5476q #
What it up with Livestrong.com putting such a triggering image on their home page today? #
How to train your Pixar: http://t.co/stxzgnTl #
Siri Argument (NSFW!) http://t.co/kSBskxUu /via @jchutchins #
I <3 Nordstrom. Sighted in Austin today. http://t.co/lAbzOL79 #

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November 13, 2011 - 4:48 am Comments Off

You can like the life you're living; you can live the life you like. #
Mac Parental Controls + Google Docs = a quivering, bloody mess. #
Hear no evil, speak no evil. La la la. #
I bought some tea made from the husks of coffee fruit, and it's pretty good. Different, but good. #
Holy crap, the Kindle edition of 11/22/63 is $18.99! #
EAS results: Only radio and broadcast channels. Time Warner didn't do the EAS test at all. They did one last night, but one today. Nitwits. #
Stephen King's Under the Dome coming to television: http://t.co/TWvPYN8b #
So… have you seen darkscorestories.com yet? Noticed anything unusual? #
Zombie apocalypse? There's an app for that. http://t.co/bXF67UON #
Are you supposed to wear socks with Ugg boots? (Asking for a friend / I do not wear Ugg boots, no! / Please don't hate on me) #
Legend of Zelda 25th anniversary theme: http://t.co/3RRwDzM2 #
Update to my portfolio at http://t.co/YrMdjdZu – in other news, I'm available for hire! #transmedia #
I'm not really fussed about 11/11/11. Am anxiously awaiting 13/13/13, though. #
It's interesting how my nasty, surly mail carrier gets a heck of a lot more personable when the holidays approach. #
Parrot caught singing "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor": http://t.co/f3vbHpze #
11 sounds that your kids have probably never heard: http://t.co/b53c7gaS #passthegeritol #
I think the Rube is stalking me. #

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November 9, 2011 - 9:58 pm Comments Off

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November 6, 2011 - 4:48 am Comments Off

It's amazing how well a chimney can conduct music. Conduct. Music. #
Louis Vs. Rick – the story of a man who taught his cat to use instant messaging: http://t.co/I4sEqaLP #
Have poured hot soup down my leg and hot coffee down my front so far today. For my next trick, I'm stymied. #
Sort of like Santa Claus, only not at all: http://t.co/PIdGcVvp #
I'm a banana. #
That particular yowl that can only predate a cat barfing. That's what I hear. #

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