{"id":101,"date":"2002-06-05T17:08:52","date_gmt":"2002-06-05T12:08:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/101"},"modified":"2002-06-05T17:08:52","modified_gmt":"2002-06-05T12:08:52","slug":"i-had-a-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/101","title":{"rendered":"I had a dream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a dream last night that I took the baby over to a friend&#8217;s house.  The friend had a rat infestation and there was rat poo everywhere.  The baby got bit by an elusive and very rare caffeinesnake, and I tried to access their computer to find out what to do about it but I couldn&#8217;t go into that area of their living room unless someone beeped me in on their FBI box.  There was a special sort of grey Glock sitting next to the computer that was more like a laser gun than a bullet gun.<\/p>\n<p>Never did find out what to do with the caffeinesnake bite.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a dream last night that I took the baby over to a friend&#8217;s house. The friend had a rat infestation and there was rat poo everywhere. The baby got bit by an elusive and very rare caffeinesnake, and I tried to access their computer to find out what to do about it but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}