{"id":1034,"date":"2006-06-14T03:39:41","date_gmt":"2006-06-14T08:39:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1034"},"modified":"2006-06-14T03:39:41","modified_gmt":"2006-06-14T08:39:41","slug":"how-not-to-wake-me-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1034","title":{"rendered":"How not to wake me up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I like my coffee like I like my men.<\/p>\n<p>Ground up and in the freezer.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boardsmag.com\/screeningroom\/commercials\/2971\/\">If you wake me up like this, there will be killin&#8217; trouble.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I like my coffee like I like my men. Ground up and in the freezer. If you wake me up like this, there will be killin&#8217; trouble.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1034"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1034"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1034\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1034"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1034"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1034"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}