{"id":108,"date":"2002-06-08T03:32:28","date_gmt":"2002-06-07T22:32:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/108"},"modified":"2002-06-08T03:32:28","modified_gmt":"2002-06-07T22:32:28","slug":"my-husband-god-bless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/108","title":{"rendered":"My husband, God bless"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My husband, God bless him, turned on some wretch of a movie called <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Title?0118063\">Vampirella<\/a>, laid down on the floor, and fell asleep using the ass of a giant stuffed Elmo as a pillow.  As I look on the floor in the office, I see Cuervo the hulking Labrador, the hub, and the 9 month old all zonked out.  I have to wonder if the floor is more comfortable than it appears, or if perhaps the carpet has some sort of sleep dust imbedded in it.  Or maybe it&#8217;s that normal people sleep at this hour, while I myself am wide awake due to the 2 hour nap I took at 6 pm.  Not the brightest thing I&#8217;ve done, to be sure.  I am destined for insomnia all night long.<\/p>\n<p>Ever since I was little I have been a night owl.  I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s because my mom was, so I picked up her habits, or whether it&#8217;s just the way I&#8217;m wired.  On occasion I&#8217;m able to get up early and have a full day and go to sleep at a normal hour &#8211; my honeymoon in Costa Rica comes to mind, where we were up every morning at 7 and in bed at midnight.  Usually though, if I do wake up early, I still go to bed late.  <\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a hot fudge pudding cake upstairs with my name on it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My husband, God bless him, turned on some wretch of a movie called Vampirella, laid down on the floor, and fell asleep using the ass of a giant stuffed Elmo as a pillow. As I look on the floor in the office, I see Cuervo the hulking Labrador, the hub, and the 9 month old [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}