{"id":1081,"date":"2006-12-12T18:20:03","date_gmt":"2006-12-12T23:20:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1081"},"modified":"2006-12-12T18:20:03","modified_gmt":"2006-12-12T23:20:03","slug":"pass-the-geritol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1081","title":{"rendered":"Pass the Geritol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I started my Christmas baking.  Sunday night I made Paula Deen&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foodnetwork.com\/food\/recipes\/recipe\/0,1977,FOOD_9936_32570,00.html\">Monster Cookies<\/a> (yum) and came out with 5 dozen instead of the 3 dozen the recipe said it would make.  Then last night I made 4 st\u00f6llens.  Today was my last final, for COMM 1306.  I decided to bring one of the st\u00f6llens to my professor and bring the cookies for my classmates.<\/p>\n<p>Hub laughed at me.  He said that I was reinforcing my little old lady stereotype.  I&#8217;m the only New College (i.e. older) student in a freshman-level class.  I smacked him and told him to quit being mean to me.<\/p>\n<p>So I brought in the cookies today and a couple of the girls said, &#8220;This is like having a homeroom mother!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Le sigh.  Pass me the Geritol, would ya honey?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I started my Christmas baking. Sunday night I made Paula Deen&#8217;s Monster Cookies (yum) and came out with 5 dozen instead of the 3 dozen the recipe said it would make. Then last night I made 4 st\u00f6llens. Today was my last final, for COMM 1306. I decided to bring one of the st\u00f6llens to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1081"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1081"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1081\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}