{"id":1132,"date":"2007-07-08T16:44:21","date_gmt":"2007-07-08T21:44:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1132"},"modified":"2007-07-08T16:44:21","modified_gmt":"2007-07-08T21:44:21","slug":"unfortunate-events","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1132","title":{"rendered":"Unfortunate events"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To tell you the truth, I&#8217;ve been avoiding writing anything in here because it would seem like all I&#8217;m doing is whining.  Let me fill you in:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I was diagnosed with high blood pressure<br \/>\n&#8211; It&#8217;s summer, which means that the air conditioner broke<br \/>\n&#8211; The oven also broke.  Hooray for takeout.<br \/>\n&#8211; I ordered my first set of bifocals yesterday.  Hooray for presbyopia.<\/p>\n<p>On the plus side, the dog&#8217;s plugging along.  He&#8217;s got deep dents on his head (much like my aunt&#8217;s dog had when he got sick) which the vet said will never fill with muscle again, so (and I quote the vet), &#8220;He&#8217;ll look like what he is: a big bonehead.&#8221;  His blood count isn&#8217;t dropping and his foot is slowly healing, both plusses.  He&#8217;s all skin and bones and is grounded from hunting this season, poor guy.<\/p>\n<p>The doc thinks the blood pressure might just be something I&#8217;ll have to live with, especially given the fact that I&#8217;ve got a family history of it.  They did do a couple of really, really fun tests &#8211; one where I had to pee in a jug for 24 hours (and I flew it back to the lab on the Spruce Goose) and one where I had to wear a heart monitor for (a different) 24 hours.<\/p>\n<p>Would you like some cheese for this whine?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To tell you the truth, I&#8217;ve been avoiding writing anything in here because it would seem like all I&#8217;m doing is whining. Let me fill you in: &#8211; I was diagnosed with high blood pressure &#8211; It&#8217;s summer, which means that the air conditioner broke &#8211; The oven also broke. Hooray for takeout. &#8211; I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1132"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}