{"id":1157,"date":"2007-09-18T00:46:17","date_gmt":"2007-09-18T05:46:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1157"},"modified":"2007-09-18T00:46:17","modified_gmt":"2007-09-18T05:46:17","slug":"creepy-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1157","title":{"rendered":"Creepy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While I was fixing dinner tonight:<\/p>\n<p>Caroline: Mommy, your fingers look good enough to eat.  But I won&#8217;t eat them.<br \/>\nMe: Sweetie, you&#8217;re scaring Mommy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While I was fixing dinner tonight: Caroline: Mommy, your fingers look good enough to eat. But I won&#8217;t eat them. Me: Sweetie, you&#8217;re scaring Mommy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1157"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}