{"id":1169,"date":"2007-10-20T01:59:53","date_gmt":"2007-10-20T06:59:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1169"},"modified":"2007-10-20T01:59:53","modified_gmt":"2007-10-20T06:59:53","slug":"rule-57","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1169","title":{"rendered":"Rule #57"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rules for living with a puppy:<\/p>\n<p>#57: If the rug feels wet, it probably is.<br \/>\n#58: The more expensive the rug, the more likelihood that it&#8217;s been peed on.<\/p>\n<p>It wouldn&#8217;t be so bad if he didn&#8217;t roam around whilst he tinkled, leaving an 8 foot long trail of dribble in his wake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rules for living with a puppy: #57: If the rug feels wet, it probably is. #58: The more expensive the rug, the more likelihood that it&#8217;s been peed on. It wouldn&#8217;t be so bad if he didn&#8217;t roam around whilst he tinkled, leaving an 8 foot long trail of dribble in his wake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1169"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1169"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1169\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}