{"id":1188,"date":"2007-11-06T00:43:42","date_gmt":"2007-11-06T05:43:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1188"},"modified":"2007-11-06T00:43:42","modified_gmt":"2007-11-06T05:43:42","slug":"i-dont-remember-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1188","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t remember this&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A friend of mine messaged me tonight &#8211; he had this log of an instant messenger conversation from May of &#8217;05:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>me: I just had a dream about you<br \/>\nme: you had kidnapped my husband and were driving a hay ride around my neighborhood<br \/>\nme: and I couldn&#8217;t tell whether you were your right age or 12<br \/>\nme: you told me there were 6 keys to success in college<br \/>\nme: a sound mind<br \/>\nme: a strong heart<br \/>\nme: intestinal fortitude<br \/>\nme: something something<br \/>\nme: and one big old titty for either hand<br \/>\nme: then I woke up<br \/>\nme: and said WTF<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend of mine messaged me tonight &#8211; he had this log of an instant messenger conversation from May of &#8217;05: me: I just had a dream about you me: you had kidnapped my husband and were driving a hay ride around my neighborhood me: and I couldn&#8217;t tell whether you were your right age [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1188"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}