{"id":1196,"date":"2007-11-29T19:28:31","date_gmt":"2007-11-30T00:28:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1196"},"modified":"2007-11-29T23:31:02","modified_gmt":"2007-11-30T04:31:02","slug":"tally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1196","title":{"rendered":"Tally"},"content":{"rendered":"

Some numbers:<\/p>\n

2 – accounts hacked last week
\n? – number of days the cat box was broken while we were out of town, necessitating a game of “Piss and Seek)
\n2 – toilets clogged up the other morning
\n2 – children sick at the moment<\/p>\n

In lighter news:<\/p>\n

3 – feral hogs came home in the cooler
\n34 – pounds of meat from said hogs were boiling on the stove today
\n11.5 – pounds of usable meat in the fridge
\n10 – pounds of pork trimmings from the meat market yesterday
\n3 – quarts of lard rendered from said trimmings
\nlots – of yummy cracklins from the rendering process
\n9 – pounds of meat still needed for tamales
\n60 – dozen tamales to go (and maybe more)<\/p>\n

Tamale recipe<\/a> for kids playing along at home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Some numbers: 2 – accounts hacked last week ? – number of days the cat box was broken while we were out of town, necessitating a game of “Piss and Seek) 2 – toilets clogged up the other morning 2 – children sick at the moment In lighter news: 3 – feral hogs came home […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1196"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1196"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1196\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}