Doctor’s call center: “Thank you for calling, may I help you?”
\nMe: “Yes, I need to make an appointment.”
\nCall center: “And what is it for?”
\nMe: “I have a cervical strain.”
\nCall center: “…You sure you didn’t mean to call the OB\/Gyn?”
\nMe: *sigh* “The neck<\/i> cervical, not the other<\/i> cervical.”
\nCall center: “Oh.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Doctor’s call center: “Thank you for calling, may I help you?” Me: “Yes, I need to make an appointment.” Call center: “And what is it for?” Me: “I have a cervical strain.” Call center: “…You sure you didn’t mean to call the OB\/Gyn?” Me: *sigh* “The neck cervical, not the other cervical.” Call center: “Oh.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1252"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}