{"id":1278,"date":"2008-07-29T21:51:13","date_gmt":"2008-07-30T02:51:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/?p=1278"},"modified":"2008-07-29T21:51:52","modified_gmt":"2008-07-30T02:51:52","slug":"conversations-you-dont-have-in-austin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1278","title":{"rendered":"Conversations you don&#8217;t have in Austin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hub and I went to San Antonio this weekend to see The Dark Knight in Imax.  It was my third time seeing it.  Hell, I may go see it again.  Because it&#8217;s just that good.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the theater dude announced to the sold out theater to fill in all the seats, yadda yadda.  He said that all cell phones needed to be turned off completely &#8211; not on vibrate or ringer off &#8211; and if they saw the light of a cell phone in the theater, they&#8217;d boot ya.<\/p>\n<p>Guy behind us: Did he just say no cell phones on vibrate?<br \/>\nHub: Yeah, if they see your phone out, they&#8217;ll kick you out.<br \/>\nGuy behind us: What is he, some kind of <em>COMMIE FASCIST<\/em>??<br \/>\nGuy&#8217;s friend: I bet he&#8217;s an <em>Obama supporter<\/em>!!<\/p>\n<p>You just don&#8217;t have conversations like that in Travis County.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hub and I went to San Antonio this weekend to see The Dark Knight in Imax. It was my third time seeing it. Hell, I may go see it again. Because it&#8217;s just that good. Anyway, the theater dude announced to the sold out theater to fill in all the seats, yadda yadda. He said [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1278"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1278"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1278\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}