{"id":141,"date":"2002-06-20T17:16:40","date_gmt":"2002-06-20T12:16:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/141"},"modified":"2002-06-20T17:16:40","modified_gmt":"2002-06-20T12:16:40","slug":"ha-ha-steve-bing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/141","title":{"rendered":"Ha, ha, Steve Bing!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ha, ha, Steve Bing!  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?file=\/news\/archive\/2002\/06\/19\/national1425EDT0685.DTL&#038;type=entertainment\">Take that, asshole<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Has anyone ever actually seen pink elephants while drunk?  I mean, there&#8217;s Ray Milland seeing bugs crawling out of the walls in Lost Weekend, but elephants?  And what of an elephant&#8217;s drunken hallucination?  Do they see pink people?  What&#8217;s an elephant&#8217;s favorite drink anyway?<\/p>\n<p>I broke one of my toes once &#8211; the ringfinger toe on the left foot.  I caught on the leg of the couch when I was running across the room.  Broken toes may sound like nothing serious, but I assure you they hurt like hell.  And the thing is, all you can do is just tape it to the surrounding toes and hope for the best.  I must have rebroken that little <i>censored<\/i> 10 times before it finally healed, because I&#8217;d accidentally kick something, or trip, or in one case be bodyslammed by a guy onto the floor.  Yes, he picked me up over his head.  Yes, I landed on my toe.  <\/p>\n<p>It never fully recovered, my toe.  It healed crooked and if you feel it, you can tell it&#8217;s offset by about 1\/8 inch, and it won&#8217;t bend completely anymore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ha, ha, Steve Bing! Take that, asshole. Has anyone ever actually seen pink elephants while drunk? I mean, there&#8217;s Ray Milland seeing bugs crawling out of the walls in Lost Weekend, but elephants? And what of an elephant&#8217;s drunken hallucination? Do they see pink people? What&#8217;s an elephant&#8217;s favorite drink anyway? I broke one of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}