I had a nightmare last night that I was part of the Capone gang. We had gone to a safe house to try to hide from the feds but I got a bad feeling about it and insisted that we get out of there. I had to round up all the cats and the dog into the carriers so we could go. Al Capone said he’d go out first to check out the situation. They shot him.<\/p>\n
We had been on the lam because we had firebombed someone’s house with bricks covered in jellied gasoline.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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