{"id":1485,"date":"2009-02-15T11:56:02","date_gmt":"2009-02-15T17:56:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/?p=1485"},"modified":"2009-02-15T11:56:02","modified_gmt":"2009-02-15T17:56:02","slug":"adorable-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1485","title":{"rendered":"Adorable child."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kid: Whatcha doing, Mama?<br \/>\nMe: I&#8217;m playing this game, Fallout 3.  I&#8217;m not very good at it.<br \/>\nKid: Why do you keep looking at your computer?<br \/>\nMe: I&#8217;m looking at a guide to make sure I don&#8217;t miss anything in the game while I play.<br \/>\nKid: Isn&#8217;t that called &#8220;cheating&#8221;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kid: Whatcha doing, Mama? Me: I&#8217;m playing this game, Fallout 3. I&#8217;m not very good at it. Kid: Why do you keep looking at your computer? Me: I&#8217;m looking at a guide to make sure I don&#8217;t miss anything in the game while I play. Kid: Isn&#8217;t that called &#8220;cheating&#8221;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1485"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1485"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1485\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1486,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1485\/revisions\/1486"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}