{"id":160,"date":"2002-07-08T22:55:03","date_gmt":"2002-07-08T17:55:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/160"},"modified":"2002-07-08T22:55:03","modified_gmt":"2002-07-08T17:55:03","slug":"remember-that-cokesodapop-link","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/160","title":{"rendered":"Remember that coke\/soda\/pop link"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember that coke\/soda\/pop link I posted a little while ago?  Well <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theagitator.com\/2002_07_01_archive.php#85226922\">this guy<\/a> has noted an eerie resemblance between carbonated beverage terms and who voted for which presidential candidate.<\/p>\n<p>OMG <a href=\"http:\/\/www.polterchrist.com\/\">these people are going to hell<\/a>.<br \/>\nThe <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wjla.com\/news\/showstory.hrb?f=n&#038;s=48603&#038;f1=nat\">Janet Reno Dance Patry<\/a>!  No, really.<br \/>\nI prefer to get my <a href=\"http:\/\/quitehappy.com\/haiku\/\">news by haiku<\/a>, thank you.<br \/>\nThe University of North Carolina is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/story\/0,2933,57093,00.html\">requiring all incoming freshmen to read the Quran<\/a>.  Oh, I know, it&#8217;s ok because it&#8217;s only <i>part<\/i> of the Quran.  Wonder if they can read <i>part<\/i> of my middle finger?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember that coke\/soda\/pop link I posted a little while ago? Well this guy has noted an eerie resemblance between carbonated beverage terms and who voted for which presidential candidate. OMG these people are going to hell. The Janet Reno Dance Patry! No, really. I prefer to get my news by haiku, thank you. The University [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}