{"id":1628,"date":"2009-04-03T17:16:06","date_gmt":"2009-04-03T23:16:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/?p=1628"},"modified":"2009-04-03T17:16:06","modified_gmt":"2009-04-03T23:16:06","slug":"to-heck-with-schlitterbahn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1628","title":{"rendered":"To heck with Schlitterbahn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Reading <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Action_Park\">the Wikipedia entry for Action Park<\/a>, an ill-fated amusement park in New Jersey, gives me the willies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reading the Wikipedia entry for Action Park, an ill-fated amusement park in New Jersey, gives me the willies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1628"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1628"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1629,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1628\/revisions\/1629"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}