I am the Rokusaburo Michiba-san of bargain shopping.<\/p>\n
Walmart:<\/p>\n
13 pairs panties for 2 yo.
\n 1 shirt for 2 yo.
\n 2 shirts for hub
\n 3 pairs satin pajama bottoms for me.
\n 6 shirts for me.
\n 5 shirts for me.<\/p>\n
= 30 items for $127.84<\/p>\n
making that a grand total of $4.26 per item. Including tax.<\/p>\n
Uh, yeah, so about that drinking thing. We went to a bar (Fad?<\/a>, if you must know) and had one Guinness each and some food. Then a damn bum came and asked me for change and I said no and he said, “Hey, man, why are you in such a bad mood?” To which I replied that I just said no, for heaven’s sake, but a few steps later I thought up the stunning retort of, “Hey, man, why are you a damn beggar?” and hub and I regaled ourselves quoting American Psycho<\/a> (“Well, Al, why don’t you get a fucking job? You reek of shit!”) to each other and I decided that I was going to tell the next beggar to feed me a stray cat, only there weren’t any more beggars.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I am the Rokusaburo Michiba-san of bargain shopping. Walmart: 13 pairs panties for 2 yo. 1 shirt for 2 yo. 2 shirts for hub 3 pairs satin pajama bottoms for me. 6 shirts for me. 5 shirts for me. = 30 items for $127.84 making that a grand total of $4.26 per item. Including tax. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}