{"id":183,"date":"2002-07-17T13:35:32","date_gmt":"2002-07-17T08:35:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/183"},"modified":"2002-07-17T13:35:32","modified_gmt":"2002-07-17T08:35:32","slug":"why-yes-i-am-trying-to-creep-you-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/183","title":{"rendered":"Why yes, I <i>am<\/i> trying to creep you out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hub was washing his face in the sink today when he looked down and saw a scorpion crawling out of the overflow.  He then smashed said scorpion with a flashlight and left its dismembered body in the sink.<\/p>\n<p>We slept late.  It&#8217;s hot out and the sun&#8217;s shining.  This means the snakes will all be coming out from under their rocks.  I only brought shorts and tennies and didn&#8217;t bring jeans and boots.  Hub&#8217;s mad at me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hub was washing his face in the sink today when he looked down and saw a scorpion crawling out of the overflow. He then smashed said scorpion with a flashlight and left its dismembered body in the sink. We slept late. It&#8217;s hot out and the sun&#8217;s shining. This means the snakes will all be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=183"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}