{"id":1853,"date":"2011-02-20T04:48:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-20T10:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1853"},"modified":"2011-08-30T15:11:36","modified_gmt":"2011-08-30T21:11:36","slug":"weekly-tweets-22","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1853","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>Ugh, this hotel room smells like an Abercrombie and Fitch threw up in it. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/36924655415599104\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The thermostat doesn&#039;t have any words on it, just three circular symbols that all look fundamentally the same. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/36931207149129728\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Of course there&#039;s a guy here with tight jeans and pointy white boots! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/36953521773346817\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>For a minute I thought he was going to sit in my line of sight. No way I could eat without laughing. Good thing he moved. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/36954266631405569\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The elevator announces the floor with a tone of mild incredulity: &quot;Floor four?!&quot; As in, &quot;You don&#039;t _really_ want to get off _here_, do you?&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/37537553284337665\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Breaking down in the fast lane while driving up a big hill with 18 wheelers all behind you is almost as good as cardio. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/37710779159420928\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Give me a small regional airport over a giant hub monstrosity any day. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/38269388465520640\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Apparently &quot;Business Center&quot; = &quot;Bar&quot; and not &quot;Place To Do Business.&quot; Interesting. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/38270179121184768\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Driving through the desert, tumbleweeds aplenty, eclectic station playing big band and old country and BAM, I was IN Fallout: New Vegas. O_O <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/38378744007622656\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Couldn&#039;t figure out why the restaurant was full of seniors and little kids until I realized I went to dinner an hour earlier than I thought. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/38404229622267904\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>If I were downloading any slower, I&#039;d be uploading. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/38418054903902208\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Today&#039;s cheap thrill was brought to me by the TSA. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/39029207971532800\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>To be clear, I did opt out. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/39062079700738048\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Hahaha, bless your soul &#8211; you really think you&#039;re in control? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/39135013312143360\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Snow snow snow!  <a href=\"http:\/\/yfrog.com\/hsuaeblj\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/yfrog.com\/hsuaeblj<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/39182141359263744\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ugh, this hotel room smells like an Abercrombie and Fitch threw up in it. # The thermostat doesn&#039;t have any words on it, just three circular symbols that all look fundamentally the same. # Of course there&#039;s a guy here with tight jeans and pointy white boots! # For a minute I thought he was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1853"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1853"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1853\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2104,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1853\/revisions\/2104"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}