{"id":187,"date":"2002-07-18T23:24:10","date_gmt":"2002-07-18T18:24:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/187"},"modified":"2002-07-18T23:24:10","modified_gmt":"2002-07-18T18:24:10","slug":"on-aging","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/187","title":{"rendered":"On aging"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Gus is getting older.  There&#8217;s no denying it now.  He&#8217;s really slowing down.  He&#8217;s horribly underweight.  He has serious medical problems and limps around from arthritis.  And I think that the worst for him is the fact that he&#8217;s losing bladder control.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve known Gus since 1990.  He&#8217;s been my closest companion and confidante since we met.  We&#8217;ve been living together for years.  It&#8217;s hard to see your best friend grow so old.  <\/p>\n<p>I should explain that Gus is my cat, a bluepoint Siamese boy who used to play fetch with cellophane, who used to have his own teddybear which he would throw in the air and catch and tackle, who used to sniff my panties and get his head stuck in the leghole and run around the house with panties on his head.  When he was a kitten I&#8217;d dye him pink with food coloring.  He&#8217;s the house inspector and has to put his seal of approval on all that enters, furniture or person or animal, vegetable, or mineral.  Once he was mad at me for spending too much time out of town and he peed on my friend&#8217;s head while she slept.  Sometimes he&#8217;d use the toilet.  <\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s like my son, although he&#8217;s old enough to be my grandfather.  What&#8217;s to come is going to be very, very hard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Gus is getting older. There&#8217;s no denying it now. He&#8217;s really slowing down. He&#8217;s horribly underweight. He has serious medical problems and limps around from arthritis. And I think that the worst for him is the fact that he&#8217;s losing bladder control. I&#8217;ve known Gus since 1990. He&#8217;s been my closest companion and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}