{"id":192,"date":"2002-07-21T18:22:15","date_gmt":"2002-07-21T13:22:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/192"},"modified":"2002-07-21T18:22:15","modified_gmt":"2002-07-21T13:22:15","slug":"about-that-dog-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/192","title":{"rendered":"About that dog thing –"},"content":{"rendered":"

Regarding the “Aw man, I was looking for some videos for me and my dog” quote a couple of entries ago… that really happened.<\/p>\n

I was at Pleasureland with a (female) friend. We were just there to gawk and giggle. Some guy walked in with a dog on a leash. The clerk told him he’d have to take his dog outside, and that’s when the famous line was spoken.<\/p>\n

I laughed so hard that I very nearly wet myself. One of those times that you can’t even take a breath and start sounding like a strangled chicken and tears and snot are running down your face.<\/p>\n

Now the hell of it is that I can’t remember who I was with. I thought it was M.S.<\/a>, but she didn’t comment on the quote, so now I’m thinking it wasn’t her. Was it A.W.? J.B.? I just don’t know.<\/p>\n

The 10 month old has found some sort of unlimited source of black grease somewhere near my desk. Perhaps it’s in the slides for the keyboard drawer. She goops up her fingers and then slimes them all over my desk, mouse, clothes, chair, legs, carpet, and dog. The two year old has taken to telling everyone, “I love you, Smelly!”<\/p>\n

My life is an episode of The Simpsons.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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