{"id":2243,"date":"2012-03-25T04:48:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-25T10:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2243"},"modified":"2012-03-25T04:48:00","modified_gmt":"2012-03-25T10:48:00","slug":"weekly-tweets-79","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2243","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>Whew, my house is paint swatch central. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/181888455138217984\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I met a ton of people today and I have no memory for names.  I&#039;m in trouble! O.O <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/181933696302055425\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>How many times do I have to prove that old hackneyed ASS + U + ME cliche? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/182213461877596161\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The neuroscience of your brain on fiction: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/2417nstS\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/2417nstS<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/182283668461600768\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Ephemera from The Shining: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/PsULm5yc\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/PsULm5yc<\/a> \/cc @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/jchutchins\" class=\"aktt_username\">jchutchins<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/182304865475768321\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I have eaten too many water chestnuts, and now my water chestnut meter is full. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/182330171884445696\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&quot;1 in 4 customers has experienced a problem with the system, which the city is paying IBM $55 million to build and operate.&quot; #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23austinenergy\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">austinenergy<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/182335897923096576\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Time to fire up the Tron soundtrack. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/182548290502537216\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I am very glad to see the study behind the important question of &quot;Do zombies poop?&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/rhRFvfz7\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/rhRFvfz7<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/182689367561736192\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Dear radio morning show &quot;personalities&quot;: Now I know why people listen to podcasts. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/182878273963962369\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Who broke YouTube? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/182889276097302528\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Party Rock Me All Night Long: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/uyD5CGnF\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/uyD5CGnF<\/a> \/cc @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ivanovitch\" class=\"aktt_username\">ivanovitch<\/a> @geoffreylong <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/182890150857146368\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Actually sir, she did in fact need to cut you off. Jerk. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/182997939491311617\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Ugh, my second foray into Roman shade making failed miserably as the Fabri Tac bled through the burlap. At this rate I should just BUY some. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/183002557612949504\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Never paint ceilings with your mouth open. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/183316928696291329\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Wow, what a grouchypants. &quot;Uncharted Mystery A Big Dud; Just An Alternate Reality Game&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/nfA3UhDU\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/nfA3UhDU<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/183418318382833664\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>If there&#039;s a funner home improvement word than &quot;Caulk,&quot; I don&#039;t want to know what it is. &quot;I smeared my caulk all over the hallway, honey.&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/183419930312581121\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Paint tool thing or Klingon weapon? <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/trIr2wza\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/trIr2wza<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/183628115350798336\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Farewell, pee-yellow hallway.  Hello, sexy taupe hallway\/library! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/183707310386987009\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I am such a trivia junkie.  I can quit any time I want, I swear! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/183750147174445058\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whew, my house is paint swatch central. # I met a ton of people today and I have no memory for names. I&#039;m in trouble! O.O # How many times do I have to prove that old hackneyed ASS + U + ME cliche? # The neuroscience of your brain on fiction: http:\/\/t.co\/2417nstS # Ephemera [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2243"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2243"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2243\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}