{"id":2246,"date":"2012-04-15T04:48:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-15T10:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2246"},"modified":"2012-04-15T04:48:00","modified_gmt":"2012-04-15T10:48:00","slug":"weekly-tweets-82","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2246","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>They&#039;re always after me lucky charms. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/189185336495185920\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I want THIS cereal!! <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/2Nfnbnaf\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/2Nfnbnaf<\/a> #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fallout\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">fallout<\/a> #traderjoes <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/189408767195099136\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Four days of no school and there&#039;s about to be a massacre up in here.  Can&#039;t WAIT for summer break. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/189433000407216130\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Kid 1 ripped up Kid 2&#039;s drawing, so Kid 2 slugged Kid 1 in the kisser.  I wonder, if I had boys, if it would have been calmer. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/189435349989203971\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Now they are downstairs giggling together.  Kids, man.  Kids. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/189445432089395200\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Dark Score Stories has been named a 2012 Webby Honoree in the Television category! <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/DeHE43l7\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/DeHE43l7<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/189794075946401792\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Holy Twitter follower spambomb&#8230; 38 and counting in the last 10 minutes. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/189853018773131265\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Orcs!  And so far from Orcland!  <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/4wmOk2k\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/4wmOk2k<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/189894015125176320\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Officially down 50 pounds as of this morning.  10 of those were this year. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/189906337734471680\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Now hear this: In matters of The Killing, I win the angry. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/189917313858932737\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>This is why you shouldn&#039;t text and walk.  Because: BEARS.  <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/jIXRHSn\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/jIXRHSn<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/189930852510220289\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>If you can&#039;t handle a big car, don&#039;t drive a big car. THIS INCLUDES PARKING. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/190138172309647360\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Interesting #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23transmedia\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">transmedia<\/a> crossover &#8211; @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Birchbox\" class=\"aktt_username\">Birchbox<\/a> is including clues to Gossip Girl&#039;s finale in its May sample package. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/hhgZ7Jx7\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/hhgZ7Jx7<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/190163804800299009\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Dark Score Stories wins IAC award for Outstanding Achievement in Internet Advertising &#8211; proud to have worked on this! <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/y6azBHg5\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/y6azBHg5<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/190165802970910720\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Was quite dismayed to find out the song I&#039;ve been obsessed with lately came from a Twilight movie. \ud83d\ude41 <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/gMxH3ebJ\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/gMxH3ebJ<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/190181071768395777\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I bought four kinds of chai yesterday to see which I liked best.  Luckily there was a clear winner.  Yum. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/190182253622595584\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Thinking about reading The Hobbit to the kids.  Or should we just wait for the movie? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/190636939714625536\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>how do you like your blueeyed boy \/ Mister Death <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/190644153397415936\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Amazon keeps rejecting my review of a counterfeit product.  Because I mention it&#039;s counterfeit. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/190855254177357827\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Dear Dave Grohl: Quit reminding me of my mortality. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/190905225496899585\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>K: &quot;How did you do your hair for your first dance?&quot; M: &quot;I don&#039;t remember; that was 800 years ago.&quot; K: &quot;Don&#039;t be ridiculous. It was 700 yrs.&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/190925509964738560\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I guess because I haven&#039;t opened Photoshop in a couple of months, it randomly decided my copy is no longer registered. Sigh. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/191256707131904000\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Got a sample of lotion b\/c I thought cinnamon\/clove\/amber\/cognac would smell nice. Missed &quot;Twilight&quot; in the description. Yep. It sparkles. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/191281249007042560\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They&#039;re always after me lucky charms. # I want THIS cereal!! http:\/\/t.co\/2Nfnbnaf #fallout #traderjoes # Four days of no school and there&#039;s about to be a massacre up in here. Can&#039;t WAIT for summer break. # Kid 1 ripped up Kid 2&#039;s drawing, so Kid 2 slugged Kid 1 in the kisser. 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