{"id":2247,"date":"2012-04-22T04:48:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-22T10:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2247"},"modified":"2012-04-22T04:48:00","modified_gmt":"2012-04-22T10:48:00","slug":"weekly-tweets-83","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2247","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>Do you do things BY accident or ON accident?  Well, that depends on how old you are: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/EjT6xowd\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/EjT6xowd<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/191944808376438784\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Ugh, so much misinformation in one place in those lists of interesting &quot;facts.&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/191970313351868416\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I just got a political call from a candidate reminding me that my taxes are due today. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/192327052450480128\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Tilda Swinton?  David Bowie?  Same person.  <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/n4RkIGlA\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/n4RkIGlA<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/192413269791735808\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Beanburgers have nothing to do with BLACK BEANS, amirite, my San Antonian brethren? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/192446521558564865\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&#8230;stop the mosquitoes I want to get off&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/192690788927414272\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Ooh that&#039;s a bad sunburn already. Owie  owie ow. \ud83d\ude41 <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/192757174693404672\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Is it just me, or does Expensify really suck these days?  Anyone have an alternative they like? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/192766056878710785\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Dear Daughter: (a.k.a how to kick ass like a girl) <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/HSF2LApX\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/HSF2LApX<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/192774114660982785\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I am eating carrot cake in bed. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/192795435340017664\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Kudos to @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/expensify\" class=\"aktt_username\">expensify<\/a> for a prompt response &#8211; apparently I was running the old and busted app. *blush* Sorry! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/192795961662259201\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I love the moment when the expansion joints in the road ka-thump in perfect rhythm to the song on the radio. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/192796498554138624\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>A little boy just stopped me to tell me his favorite letter is W. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/193067567743643649\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Have spent the last 8 hours walking and driving, but mostly walking. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/193100016817147904\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>It&#039;s OUR shady spot, Precious. Yes, it is. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/193138148182724608\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I am still sunburned and bug-bitten, but I no longer smell like Courtney Love.  Yay for clean! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/193156151112769536\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>That moment when you realize that all of you can now be wrapped up by a normal-sized towel. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/193179495447007232\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Ugh, there&#039;s something in this hotel room that wants to kill me.  *wheeze* <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/193182438942453760\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I am apparently unable to listen to &quot;Puff, the Magic Dragon&quot; without turning into a quivering mess. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/193509096580841472\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Puzzle: Fixing a candle to the wall &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/eFVeRxeT\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/eFVeRxeT<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/193522667243048960\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&quot;Got a new colon flavor today&quot;: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/bKIfI94n\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/bKIfI94n<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/193526599801516032\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Happy Independence Day, y&#039;all! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/193839841958572032\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I am done wore out. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/193913245503995904\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you do things BY accident or ON accident? Well, that depends on how old you are: http:\/\/t.co\/EjT6xowd # Ugh, so much misinformation in one place in those lists of interesting &quot;facts.&quot; # I just got a political call from a candidate reminding me that my taxes are due today. # Tilda Swinton? David Bowie? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2247"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}