{"id":2251,"date":"2012-05-20T04:48:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-20T10:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2251"},"modified":"2012-05-20T04:48:00","modified_gmt":"2012-05-20T10:48:00","slug":"weekly-tweets-87","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2251","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>Does anyone else see what I see?  <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/8pLPIprp\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/8pLPIprp<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/201538884377640962\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>We had this washer and dryer (in Harvest Gold!), but I&#039;m pretty sure a scene like this never played out at my house: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/06OrT2jl\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/06OrT2jl<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/201747833907453952\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I was out in the yard pulling poison ivy earlier and I&#039;m pretty sure a spider bit the back of my neck.  Happy Mother&#039;s Day!  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/201748208752406529\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Is &quot;If you dislike Obama, you&#039;re a racist!&quot; a form of Godwining, or no?  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/201770490682015745\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Hmm, the doctor from ST:TNG&#039;s &quot;Frame of Mind&quot; really reminds me of Michael Palin&#039;s character in Brazil: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/J159KAv5\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/J159KAv5<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/201774381851095040\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Protip: If something &quot;literally rocked your world,&quot; we&#039;d ALL BE DEAD.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/201812089214476291\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My clever nephew @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/tankmonkey\" class=\"aktt_username\">tankmonkey<\/a> has been monkeying around, true to his name, and produced a Monkey Masterpiece: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/E4bHj0lo\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/E4bHj0lo<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/202115384332128257\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>You&#039;re one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/202116621937025024\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Love this XKCD! (I only just read it.) <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/AxF8OCay\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/AxF8OCay<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/202137568626749440\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>A postcard from Back to the Future&#039;s Tom Wilson (Biff): <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/9NuZIhOL\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/9NuZIhOL<\/a> \/via @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/lettersofnote\" class=\"aktt_username\">lettersofnote<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/202138510537400321\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I tried a teeny dab of perfume on my wrist and hated it. Scrubbed with soap, alcohol, and oil to no avail. It is a zombie fragrance.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/202205080416563200\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>How they&#039;re promoting The Ring 3D in Japan: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/LnSm4bM4\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/LnSm4bM4<\/a> (eek)  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/202264290860859394\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Think your job stinks?  Wait until you get a taste of this one: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/VWasI8YV\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/VWasI8YV<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/202583123412779009\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>\u2018The Killing\u2019: How AMC\u2019s Adaptation of \u2018Forbrydelsen\u2019 Went Wrong <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/2JE8CBTL\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/2JE8CBTL<\/a> via @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/thedailybeast\" class=\"aktt_username\">thedailybeast<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/202628148788072449\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Fabulous short film &#8211; View from the Closet: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/XXpb9GUN\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/XXpb9GUN<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/202844735184973825\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Anyone want to meet at Ten Forward in an hour?  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/202858852100734976\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I&#039;m pretty sure Asiana puts crack in their chicken tikka masala.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/203196505585233921\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I admit that I check out Klout semi-regularly. Because I like free crap. Don&#039;t judge.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/203199495490641921\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Some face cream I used recently gave me the skin of a 16 year old &#8211; by which I mean, zits everywhere.  The price of &quot;beauty.&quot;  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/203208062855692288\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Uh oh.  I had a needle a minute ago.  Where did I put it?  O.O  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/203215203062661120\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Putting my hand-knit item into the washing machine is TERRIFYING.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/203225295510183937\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Knitting project is on the wires blocking.  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/203292743659814912\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I&#039;ve knit 1\/3 of this fabulous sweater &amp; think I have to frog &#8211; lost so much weight it&#039;s too big now! <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/SaDdfLxW\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/SaDdfLxW<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/203294120008093696\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Remember kids, you can&#039;t spell &quot;loathe&quot; without &quot;hate.&quot;  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/203583723118133248\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>One of the kids at the piano recital played the Lost Woods theme from Ocarina of Time. \ud83d\ude42  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/203635336545447936\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Chopping broccoli!  <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/XsLVKKKk\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/XsLVKKKk<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/203707112642195456\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I bet this was an interesting subway ride: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/vpgcfOkI\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/vpgcfOkI<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/203717808318709760\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Beachcomber picks up rocks that spontaneously combust in her pocket: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/tmLbFDKw\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/tmLbFDKw<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/203725460838944768\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>First harvest from the garden! Amazing how a cage around it lets the veggies escape the ravages of squirrels. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/PNhG5vu0\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/PNhG5vu0<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/203971745982586882\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Guinness QR pint glass has code only visible when beer is poured into it: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/6Qc366ik\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/6Qc366ik<\/a> \/cc @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/vpisteve\" class=\"aktt_username\">vpisteve<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/204021585391259651\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I think @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mikemonello\" class=\"aktt_username\">mikemonello<\/a> needs these tiki lamps in his office: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/u7I7iaPT\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/u7I7iaPT<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/204022763005018113\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I got some lotion that smells like lemon meringue pie and it&#039;s all I can do to keep from gnawing on my hands.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/204039598001766400\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does anyone else see what I see? http:\/\/t.co\/8pLPIprp # We had this washer and dryer (in Harvest Gold!), but I&#039;m pretty sure a scene like this never played out at my house: http:\/\/t.co\/06OrT2jl # I was out in the yard pulling poison ivy earlier and I&#039;m pretty sure a spider bit the back of my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2251"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2251\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}