{"id":2261,"date":"2012-07-22T04:48:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-22T10:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2261"},"modified":"2012-07-22T04:48:00","modified_gmt":"2012-07-22T10:48:00","slug":"weekly-tweets-97","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2261","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>My husband wouldn&#039;t let me cheer on the loud argument that started at 8am in the room next door and went on for an hour. Texarkana, man.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/224505952685137921\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The pepper box was busy while we were gone. On the bottom is a ghost pepper. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/tk3EUsnc\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/tk3EUsnc<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/225006099542192128\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Exercise for the week: tell people &quot;Thank you.&quot; Count how many reply with &quot;You&#039;re welcome&quot; vs. &quot;No problem.&quot; Be more welcoming.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/225264466009399296\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Why is it okay for the doctor to run 45 minutes late to my appointment, but if I&#039;m 10 minutes late I have to reschedule?  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/225268126458191873\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&quot;I don&#039;t know if they told you when you made the appointment yesterday, but Dr. Meyerson always runs late.&quot; I blew up.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/225272760262340609\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Ironically, the advice the chronically late doctor gave me was &quot;Wait and see.&quot;  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/225303221764243457\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I think my weighted companion cube just threatened to stab me.  What do I do?  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/225312121691455488\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Kinect Disneyland Adventures has &quot;It&#039;s a Small World&quot; in it.  I know from personal experience.  Bitter, bitter personal experience.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/225352551330103296\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Rumors that mime guild abandoning their craft for more lucrative balloon animal gigs. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23WWOHelium\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">WWOHelium<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/225379488853270529\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My daughter discovered an important truth today: The cake is a lie.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/225695737273520129\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I think I understood maybe 3 words in this clip. How bout you? <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/PCdLeuwE\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/PCdLeuwE<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/225806053965709313\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>What&#039;s the deal with Tervis Tumblers?  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/226031582551613440\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>So Shell&#039;s supposed <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/Yah6gbjU\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/Yah6gbjU<\/a> social media misstep?  Was really a scam campaign by Greenpeace.  <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/ujV2ddIu\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/ujV2ddIu<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/226039189014192129\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My daughter was not impressed with my singing this at the National Archives: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/GRbHtDXQ\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/GRbHtDXQ<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/226050574930546688\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>This hashbrown casserole was so good, I wanted to sing it a ballad. I&#039;ll be making it at the ranch this winter! <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/nEHWRk5K\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/nEHWRk5K<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/226058470997245953\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The husband conned the nephew into a bite of ghost pepper.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/226065011326451712\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>OH from the kitchen: &quot;Ooh, now I need to think about my life!&quot;  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/226065408715804673\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>So, I tried the ghost pepper. Found it to be much like a habanero. Hub claims it lost potency in the fridge. I think I&#039;m just a stud.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/226367676208005120\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I wanted to love The Dark Knight Rises.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/226464527837966336\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Holy crap, that was Littlefinger?  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/226475830228942848\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My 10 year old daughter is mowing the lawn.  Sucker!  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/226482243839860736\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Forced myself to wait this long to read Wind Through the Keyhole. Trying my hardest not to gulp it all down at one sitting. Failing.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/226492891483226112\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Medical thing costs $1300 but they have an insurance adjustment of -$766.17. What&#039;s the adjustment for someone without insurance?  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/226744965479411712\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Ugh, idiot companies, if you&#039;re going to put a coupon online, don&#039;t make me snail mail it in! I&#039;m making an online payment! *seethe*  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/226746403270062080\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I finish &quot;The Wind Through the Keyhole&quot; depressed, missing the ka-tet, hoping for more adventures in the future.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/226894810882121728\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My husband wouldn&#039;t let me cheer on the loud argument that started at 8am in the room next door and went on for an hour. Texarkana, man. # The pepper box was busy while we were gone. On the bottom is a ghost pepper. http:\/\/t.co\/tk3EUsnc # Exercise for the week: tell people &quot;Thank you.&quot; Count [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2261"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2261"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2261\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}