{"id":2265,"date":"2012-08-19T04:48:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-19T10:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2265"},"modified":"2012-08-19T04:48:00","modified_gmt":"2012-08-19T10:48:00","slug":"weekly-tweets-101","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2265","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>Holy Breaking Bad tense.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/234883911799431168\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Dude, where&#039;s my Sterling? 10 Worst Cars of All Time: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/ckAHRIIM\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/ckAHRIIM<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/235113411095187456\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Quit smoking 15 years ago and I still have dreams that I slipped up. :\\  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/235160667638878208\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>With a capital T, and that rhymes with P, and that stands for Pool.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/235469310422831104\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My favorite pastime lately is making telemarketers think they called 911.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/235818381666828288\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I wish Yelp had a way to exclude food trailers from restaurant search results.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/235940620265472000\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Dear Lego: Indiana Jones does not do the Robot.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/236250638571409408\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&quot;What is that, Mommy?&quot;  &quot;It&#039;s the 60s, Sweetie.&quot;  <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/ZO5odjz8\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/ZO5odjz8<\/a> #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23nimoybilbo\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">nimoybilbo<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/236252002848493569\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Also, I totally told my kid, &quot;Winter is coming.  It is known.&quot; yesterday. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23nerrrrrrrd\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">nerrrrrrrd<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/236252275750875136\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Watching my daughter play Lego Indiana Jones reminds me of how awesome the soundtrack is.  John Williams FTW!  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/236543757145747458\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Check out Amazingly Talented Nephew&#039;s latest creation.  Then hire him!  <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/SJlhEgLo\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/SJlhEgLo<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/236587803494998016\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My favorite part about Mass Effect is running around the Normandy making the soldiers salute to me. I yell, &quot;Salute!&quot; from my recliner.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/236873490899279872\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Have y&#039;all seen this Ragu commercial?  Poor kid&#039;s scarred for life.  <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/C4TVGPwh\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/C4TVGPwh<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/236875566542888961\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>No Tax Day may cost far more of my sanity than I&#039;m saving in tax.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/236934318075826176\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Sometimes my shower makes the percussion noise from The Usual Suspects soundtrack and I towel off while hollering about Keyser Soze.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/236980612953677824\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Oh, my goodness.  The Dexter Season 7 trailer.  Here there be spoilers.  <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/e7BJWw39\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/e7BJWw39<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/237013969456484352\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holy Breaking Bad tense. # Dude, where&#039;s my Sterling? 10 Worst Cars of All Time: http:\/\/t.co\/ckAHRIIM # Quit smoking 15 years ago and I still have dreams that I slipped up. :\\ # With a capital T, and that rhymes with P, and that stands for Pool. # My favorite pastime lately is making telemarketers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2265"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2265"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2265\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}