{"id":2266,"date":"2012-08-26T04:48:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-26T10:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2266"},"modified":"2012-08-26T04:48:00","modified_gmt":"2012-08-26T10:48:00","slug":"weekly-tweets-102","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2266","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>Oh my word &#8211; the Saris Abaya from Sweet Maria&#039;s isn&#039;t quite the blueberry Harar, but it&#039;s intensely fruited.  Nom!  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/237256911060365312\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&quot;I&#039;m busy right now&quot; means &quot;I am available to fix your popcorn and find Lego Star Wars walkthroughs,&quot; apparently.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/237284078263627776\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Every time I hurt a bit of my body, I realize how much I use that body bit. Have realized that I use _all_ my body bits a lot.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/237352255660118016\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I think I might be some sort of savant at the Flow Free game.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/237420333571907584\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Much gnashing of teeth until I realized HootSuite doesn&#039;t actually function correctly with Safari.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/237572099663855616\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Hot dogs + hot sauce = bliss.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/237638406266568704\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Gazelle is locking in trade-in values on iPhones for 30 days.  Hmmmmmmm.  *ponder*  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/237723613120307200\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>You have just become aware of how your tongue feels in your mouth.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/237975077315047424\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>30 writing tips from famous authors: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/ONcl1Wps\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/ONcl1Wps<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/238005588162928640\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The story behind Ted&#039;s Caver Page, one of my favorite online horror stories: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/mkqunLQg\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/mkqunLQg<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/238023983704969217\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The most wonderful time of the year. \/hattip @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Gupfee\" class=\"aktt_username\">Gupfee<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/eIrD2Jug\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/eIrD2Jug<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/238112407417933825\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The doctor giggled gleefully. &quot;Welcome to getting older!&quot; he exclaimed, as if he&#039;d been waiting for this moment all my life.  Hooray?  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/238113327564341248\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I think storytelling fulfills a perverse desire to see bad things happen to good people in a way that is socially acceptable.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/238352639216193536\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>What is UP with the lipstick on this woman? &quot;Do you want to know how I got these scars?&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/TzfS0JZQ\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/TzfS0JZQ<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/238356929959829504\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The bureaucrazy involved in dealing with a large medical practice is mind-boggling. Just fax me the thing already! Today, not next week!  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/238360565624496129\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I had a pet monkey once, but his lyre playing was sub-par.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/238733124861820928\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Kneel before Zod.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/238837143408111616\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Unfortunate print advertising: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/yQH0xLmI\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/yQH0xLmI<\/a> (Are babies the other white meat?)  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/238837959086985216\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Oh someone take away my internet from me. I clearly do not know how to use it yet.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/238838624047726592\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Bite it, USADA.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/239043499876552704\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Fun fact: If you squeeze fish oil capsules too tightly, they pop.  My hand smells like an anchovy.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/239245117041549313\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I have spent the last hour troubleshooting my daughter&#039;s iPod so she can play One Direction.  Siiiiiiigh.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/239460195821035520\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>How did I miss this?  The Ender&#039;s Game movie production blog: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/8YFBFMAs\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/8YFBFMAs<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/239572170244759552\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh my word &#8211; the Saris Abaya from Sweet Maria&#039;s isn&#039;t quite the blueberry Harar, but it&#039;s intensely fruited. Nom! # &quot;I&#039;m busy right now&quot; means &quot;I am available to fix your popcorn and find Lego Star Wars walkthroughs,&quot; apparently. # Every time I hurt a bit of my body, I realize how much I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2266"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2266"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2266\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}