{"id":227,"date":"2002-08-01T15:05:33","date_gmt":"2002-08-01T10:05:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/227"},"modified":"2002-08-01T15:05:33","modified_gmt":"2002-08-01T10:05:33","slug":"woof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/227","title":{"rendered":"Woof."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t speak the language, so I&#8217;m not sure what&#8217;s going on, but there are a lot of pictures of a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ekizochika.com\/yukata\/index.html\">yap dog in little kimonos<\/a> on this page.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/news.independent.co.uk\/world\/science_medical\/story.jsp?story=319949\">The magic pill?<\/a> It&#8217;s an appetite suppressant, makes you tan, enhances your libido, and prevents pimples.  I wonder what the drawback is going to be.<br \/>\nPay someone to <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/world\/americas\/2163666.stm\">violently kidnap you<\/a>, just for grins.<br \/>\nRikki Rocket from the hair band Poison likes to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rikkirockett.com\/diaryamerica\/diaryamerica_menu.html\">paint toilet seats<\/a> when he stays in hotels.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t speak the language, so I&#8217;m not sure what&#8217;s going on, but there are a lot of pictures of a yap dog in little kimonos on this page. The magic pill? It&#8217;s an appetite suppressant, makes you tan, enhances your libido, and prevents pimples. I wonder what the drawback is going to be. Pay [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}