{"id":236,"date":"2002-08-03T19:46:10","date_gmt":"2002-08-03T14:46:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/236"},"modified":"2002-08-03T19:46:10","modified_gmt":"2002-08-03T14:46:10","slug":"the-problem-with-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/236","title":{"rendered":"The problem with kids&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;is that they appropriate your bubble wrap (a.k.a. &#8220;pops&#8221; in kid-ese).  Your hours of blissfully popping are over.  I love big-bubble bubble wrap, and we just got a package with some in it a couple of days ago, and do you know how many bubbles I got to pop? Three, that&#8217;s how many.  That <i>sucks<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>I just discovered the recipe section on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reynoldswrap.com\">the Reynolds Wrap website<\/a> and I think I&#8217;ve died and gone to heaven.  Tonight: pork chops in chutney.<\/p>\n<p>That is, if the thunderstorm doesn&#8217;t take us out.  Just what central Texas needs right now, more rain.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t get to the gym today, most notably because I have canker sores.  In my throat.  And they hurt, and that&#8217;s on top of the fact that I slept funny the other night and my neck&#8217;s all screwed up and I can&#8217;t turn my head.  Wah wah, pity me, mmmm-kay?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;is that they appropriate your bubble wrap (a.k.a. &#8220;pops&#8221; in kid-ese). Your hours of blissfully popping are over. I love big-bubble bubble wrap, and we just got a package with some in it a couple of days ago, and do you know how many bubbles I got to pop? Three, that&#8217;s how many. That sucks. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=236"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}