The strangest thing just happened to me. It’s pretty gross, too, so you may want to finish eating first. It’s about my boob, but not in a good way.<\/p>\n
For the past couple of months I’ve noticed this blue spot on the side of my boob. It would kind of go away when I pressed on it, so I figured it was some damn sort of varicose vein or something. Tonight I noticed that it was angry looking and that there was a black thing poking out. I got worried that maybe it was a tick or something that died and was in<\/i> me, and that’s just gross, so I picked and picked until I could pull it out.<\/p>\n
It was a stitch. I had breast reduction surgery in 1992. They gave me “dissolving” stitches. This one didn’t dissolve. That means that this damn thing has been in me for ten years<\/i>, working its way out.<\/p>\n
All together now: ewwwwwwwwww.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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