{"id":240,"date":"2002-08-05T02:38:20","date_gmt":"2002-08-04T21:38:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/240"},"modified":"2002-08-05T02:38:20","modified_gmt":"2002-08-04T21:38:20","slug":"why","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/240","title":{"rendered":"Why?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why is this man <a href=\"http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story2&#038;u=\/020804\/168\/1z62c.html&#038;e=2\">doing this to his face<\/a>?<br \/>\nWhy is this girl doing <a href=\"http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story2&#038;u=\/020803\/170\/1yyvu.html&#038;e=12\">this to her rat<\/a>?<br \/>\nWhy are these <a href=\"http:\/\/www.anniescostumes.com\/dog.htm\">dogs wearing those things<\/a>?<br \/>\nOh, and do you know <a href=\"http:\/\/www.liquidgeneration.com\/whooseboobs\/whooseboobs22.asp\">whose boobs<\/a> those are?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why is this man doing this to his face? Why is this girl doing this to her rat? Why are these dogs wearing those things? Oh, and do you know whose boobs those are?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}