{"id":242,"date":"2002-08-05T21:51:07","date_gmt":"2002-08-05T16:51:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/242"},"modified":"2002-08-05T21:51:07","modified_gmt":"2002-08-05T16:51:07","slug":"happy-fun-gold-box-hour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/242","title":{"rendered":"Happy Fun Gold Box Hour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Omni Swings n&#8217; Things 588 Blue Olefin Hammock Chair Cushion (what good&#8217;s a cushion without a chair?)<br \/>\nSenco SLP20 Brad Nailer with Case (I knew a guy named Brad.  Didn&#8217;t want to nail him though.)<br \/>\nWagner Power Products 0156060 Cordless Power Roller (BTDT.)<br \/>\nJDS 750JE Air Cleaner includes Electrostatic Pre-Filter a $47.99 Value (Price: $224.99 &#8211; how is this a $47.99 value?)<br \/>\nFranklin MWD-1440 Dictionary and Thesaurus with Bookman II (that&#8217;s what <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dictionary.com\">dictionary.com<\/a> is for.)<\/p>\n<p>You know, sometimes when I go up the stairs, there are 7, and sometimes there are 12.  If I actually sit and count them while I&#8217;m looking at them, there are 11.  If I count while walking up them, the number varies.<\/p>\n<p>This can only mean one of two things.  First, that I have magical stairs that change their number in fits of capriciousness, or second, that I&#8217;m not very observant.<\/p>\n<p>I vote for magic stairs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Omni Swings n&#8217; Things 588 Blue Olefin Hammock Chair Cushion (what good&#8217;s a cushion without a chair?) Senco SLP20 Brad Nailer with Case (I knew a guy named Brad. Didn&#8217;t want to nail him though.) Wagner Power Products 0156060 Cordless Power Roller (BTDT.) JDS 750JE Air Cleaner includes Electrostatic Pre-Filter a $47.99 Value (Price: $224.99 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}