{"id":247,"date":"2002-08-07T15:36:15","date_gmt":"2002-08-07T10:36:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/247"},"modified":"2002-08-07T15:36:15","modified_gmt":"2002-08-07T10:36:15","slug":"disgusting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/247","title":{"rendered":"Disgusting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Florida is requiring girls who put babies up for adoption to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sun-sentinel.com\/news\/local\/southflorida\/sfl-padopt080702.story?coll=sfla-home-headlines\">publish in the newspaper their name, description, and past sexual history<\/a>.  Sadly this is not an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\">Onion<\/a> article.<br \/>\nYo, bro, you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slangsearch.com\/\">have that mother knocked<\/a>.  Word.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Florida is requiring girls who put babies up for adoption to publish in the newspaper their name, description, and past sexual history. Sadly this is not an Onion article. Yo, bro, you have that mother knocked. Word.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}