{"id":253,"date":"2002-08-09T19:36:07","date_gmt":"2002-08-09T14:36:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/253"},"modified":"2002-08-09T19:36:07","modified_gmt":"2002-08-09T14:36:07","slug":"hey-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/253","title":{"rendered":"Hey you."},"content":{"rendered":"

Hey you. Yeah, you over there. The guy who’s lifting a weight so heavy that he’s grunting like a constipated Monica Seles. You’re being loud. Perhaps you should try a smaller weight.<\/p>\n

Oh, and you have manboobs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hey you. Yeah, you over there. The guy who’s lifting a weight so heavy that he’s grunting like a constipated Monica Seles. You’re being loud. Perhaps you should try a smaller weight. Oh, and you have manboobs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=253"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}